Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle ever since.

Chuck Norris can live with or without women.

Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to “Just do it…” and it did!

Chuck Norris pulls over cops.

Everyone is hoping Chuck Norris doesn’t do to facebook what he did to myspace.

A Chuck Norris costume is available for purchase……only three people in the world can afford it.

Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, pound of pure lead, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.

Chuck Norris uses a hat because he doesn’t want to destroy the Sun.

Chuck Norris doesn’t watch Porn, The Porn watches Chuck Norris.

Most people hope for presents from Santa every year. Santa hopes for presents from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of UNO without throwing away his cards.

chuck norris once walked into a pool and came out completely dry

Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours… the sun then blinked.