Yo Mama so fat, they call her WIDE 2K!

Yo Mama so fat, she lays in the driveway to put on her underwear.

Yo Mama so fat, when the house burned down we had to use her underwear for a tent.

Yo Mama so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo Mama so fat, when I yell “Kool-Aid,” she comes crashing through the wall.

Yo Mama so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo Mama so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo Mama so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo Mama so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo Mama so fat, we ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo Mama so fat, I gotta take ten steps back just to see all of her.

Yo Mama so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.

Yo Momma so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.

Yo Momma so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip… at the radio station.

Yo Momma so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo Momma so fat, “Place Your Ad Here” is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo Momma so fat, when she wears heels, they’re flats by the afternoon.

Yo Momma so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts “The coast is clear.”

Yo Momma so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.